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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about fingering a psychic who's on her period? You get your palm red"

"Why are US flags different in San Francisco? They have gay bars."

"A Roman walks into a bar... And he holds up two fingers. ""Five beers, please,"" he asks."

"I'm afraid of good looking guys That's why I never keep a mirror in my house."

"I don't know how I feel about masturbation anymore... On one hand, it's pretty good. On the other hand, it's a little awkward."

"Making fun of someone's age is like mocking them for getting hit by a train because you're standing a little further down the tracks."

"My wife decided to take up painting Not to be outdone, I became an art critic."

"She called and said she didn't have anywhere else to go, so I agreed with her."

"Incest It's how you come into your own"

"I like my politicians like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."