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Joke of the Day

"Jimmy Savile was once captured by the Scooby-Doo gang He would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for meddlin' those kids!"

"What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear? T-shoes!"

"Heard a great joke at work today. Now if only I could remember it."

"How do you make a space party? -You PLANet"

"The winds of change can blow me."

"Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends."

"If there was a mathematical equation to describe social justice warriors... It would be a really nice log. An ideal log."

"Overheard at a gay bar ""Let me push that stool in for you"""

"You and my mother are the only women in my life! Said the redneck."

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is ....."