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Joke of the Day

"I had a sudden, albeit extremely belated, realization about Jared from Subway His career ended the way it began: trying to get into smaller pants."

"I tried to make a living mixing audio files to the left and right ...but it didn't really pan out."

"""So,why r all Arabs terrorists?"" 'All?' ""Well,most."" 'There's 369,243,763 Arabs.If they were mostly terrorists,you'd be dead' #ArabInAmerica"

"Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less then his wife."

"Apparently, when the Queen was at school, her strongest subject was the Gym teacher."

"BEDSIDE CONFESSION Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: ""I should warn you, Ted: I've got acute angina."" Ted: ""Your breasts aren't bad either."

"I wonder what made the first person that ate an oyster look at it and think 'Im gonna eat that.'"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? U... Because U keep reposting this joke."

"Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall."

"Cop to driver: ""How high are you?"" Driver to cop: ""No, no, no. You're supposed to say 'Hi, how are you?'"""