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Joke of the Day

"Genie: What is your first wish? joe: i want to be rich. genie: granted. what is your second wish? rich: i want lots of money."

"What's big, green and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table"

"Just locked eyes with a four year old boy while I violently choked on a piece of popcorn. He didn't look away. He would have watched me die."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't bother, he's not coming."

"Do you know why the Cybermen are the best Doctor Who characters? [deleted]"

"I'm not the male chauvinist one God is, he is the one that made women inferior."

"Why did the Chinese man tell a joke? Just China be funny."

"Yo Mum Jokes! (The British ""Yo Mama"") http://www.peachdogjones.com/2013/01/14/21-yo-mum-jokes-british-humor"

"What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill."

"Life is like a roller coaster... The easiest part is the beginning, the rest is a non-stop pain in the ass."