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Joke of the Day

"Tomorrow is International ""Cook a Steak and Then Throw It to a Seagull"" Day. Get involved. Don't question it."

"Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa? The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa."

"What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes"

"So a blind man walks into a bar... and a chair.... and a table...."

"What's the best part about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off wherever."

"I always cry at wedding ceremonies because I don't want to be there."

"Being attacked by a shark is frightening enough... But it's even more terrifying when you notice he also has a big cold sore on his lip."

"What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution? Serf's up!"

"The only spanish I know is from the song Feliz Navidad, so these last few days have been my time to shine."

"When I went to church today I farted So I sat in pew"