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Joke of the Day

"A spokesman for Kelloggs says the company now fears the recent incident may be the work of a cereal offender."

"My air conditioner broke. I've been breathing unconditioned air for the last 14 hours. This is how super villains are born."

"Life is like a box of chocolates .... ... It doesn't last as long for fat people."

"Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week."

"When live gives you lemons... life is trying to tell you you're leading a sour life."

"If you get divorced in West Virginia... Are you still considered brother and sister?"

"Lady at the dollar store checked to see if my $20 was fake. Like if I could counterfeit money I'd be shopping at the dollar store."

"Math problems were invented by men, just so women would be wrong some of the time."

"Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's court? Circumference."

"How many terrorist does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just hold a knife to its throat and threaten to execute it if it doesn't change itself"