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Joke of the Day

"When live gives you lemons... life is trying to tell you you're leading a sour life."

"Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff? So it would push back."

"I've been putting vodka in my fruit smoothies. Also no fruit."

"I love when girls say they need a man that can keep up with them... but immediately go into hysterics when I catch them."

"High heels are just regular heels that live in Colorado Haha we make jokes on here to try to keep the enveloping darkness at bay"

"I'm such a cougar magnet. And I'm not talking about middle aged women either, I'm talking about REAL FUCKING COUGARS!"

"How to ruin a joke: By reposting it several times in less than an hour"

"Richmond's baseball team had midget wrestling last night, if anyone's looking for a city with rich culture and a progressive vibe."

"Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever"

"I went on a date last night with a tiny lobster. Its didnt work out. She was a little shellfish."