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Joke of the Day

"A blind guy once told me, ""Kid you're going to go places."" I told him, ""Dude. I'm over here."""

"Irish wedding vs. Irish funeral (Possibly offensive? Naah...) What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."

"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate Let me know if you can come or not"

"Why is Divorce so Expensive? Because it's worth it."

"How do you make a hormone Stamp on her foot"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked to be in a movie about famous musical composers... He responded ""I'll be Bach"""

"I got accused yesterday of ""plagiarism!!!"" Their words, not mine."

"Mr. and Mrs. Needle were so proud of their son when he grew up to be an upstanding citizen. While growing up, he was a little prick."

"Will Smith was found guilty of murder. Investigators say they found fresh prints at the scene."