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Joke of the Day
"Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars? They're afraid of the shots."
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"What is the definition of a semicolon? Something I usually have after a long night of drinking."
"Apple scraps a new product... I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented IPod after realizing that ""ITouch Kids"" is not a good product name."
"I don't understand how people can do such good impersonations. I can't even be myself around other people."
"What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated? Works it out with a pencil."
"I can't believe after all that shit they're back together again... >who? >my ass cheeks."
"To all the single people this Valentines weekend Go fuck yourself ;-)"
"A dog with only 3 legs walks into a saloon in the Old West He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin? None. It is all tongue and groove"
"I need a hobby where I say stuff and people follow me around."