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Joke of the Day

"Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars? They're afraid of the shots."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"Can someone please help me to spell misogynistic? A man preferably"

"Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse? Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back."

"My friend recently broke up with his girlfriend... I said ""There's plenty of fish in the sea."" and he replied ""Yeah, but it's not just the smell I miss."""

"I have a few chemistry jokes I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction."

"Silkworms Two silkworms had a race It ended in a tie."

"Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives."

"we regret to inform you that you've hit rock bottom"

"The ugliest baby in the world was just born... they didn't print a birth certificate... they printed an apology letter instead."