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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like ass."
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"What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?! Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit?!"
"Fail-proof diet: cut sugar, fats, pasta, alcohol, bread and wrists."
"Want to know if you're in the wrong relationship? If you were reading this hoping I really had the answer, it's over. You're welcome."
"What do mutiny and an orgasm have in common? A sudden surge of seamen."
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places... ...My doctor told me to stay away from those places."
"Nurse: Your name, please? Me: Dr. Feelgood. Nurse: ... Me: ... Nurse: You're not a Dr. are you? Me: No, I won't make you feel good, either."
"Why do ghosts like going out? So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced."
"A job interview. What's your worst quality? Honesty. Well, i don't think that honesty is a bad quality.. I don't give a fuck what you think."
"What does a mermaid wear to math class An algae-bra I'm not sorry"