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Joke of the Day
"I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months."
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"if you're in a sports bar but don't understand sports just keep repeating the phrase ""damn they gotta get him the ball."" everyone will agree"
"Girls these days wont eat any produce, but will lick where a bro deuce."
"A: My bag is getting heavier B: Why? A: Because I don't smoke... B: How does it matter?? A: ""It ain't got any lighter"""
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""
"Smartphone owners are the bravest. They're not afraid of anything not even death. They can walk into any running truck without giving a damn"
"Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married? Because they can't elope."
"Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? Because they are most certainly guilty."
"Dad, my laptop's frozen. Have you tried warming it up?"
"I like my men like I like my external hard drives... Solid state, and to dump all my history on. history"