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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a stripper works for free? Pro boner"
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"What do you call a muslim holocaust? Sand Sanitizer."
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"Parenting Tip: Wear clothing with pockets so you can flip off your children inconspicuously."
"Autocorrect makes me say things that... I didn't Nintendo."
"I wish cartoons would have prepared me for working and doing taxes instead of, like, quicksand"
"Just laminated my dad."
"Because he always knew what the punchline would be. Why didn't the psychic laugh at any jokes?"
"I saw a Muslim guy do a double backflip off his friend's shoulders today. It was sikh"
"What do Australian chess players say when they're finished eating at a restaurant? Check mate."