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Joke of the Day
"My Stephen Hawking book finally arrived from eBay. It's about time."
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"Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose."
"What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan? Caesar: ""I came, I saw, I conquered."" Khan: ""I conquered, I saw, I came."""
"""I see your bet and raise you all my hair since 6th grade. Oh and this pen."" ""Sir that's not- ""You got a problem with pens?"""
"I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about this"
"When people say they hate getting stuck in revolving doors: I tell them, ""you'll come around eventually!"""
"What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night? Net fish and krill"
"If you don't call your spouse ""wonderful"" when you're on a game show, you're legally required to get a divorce at the end of the show."
"My urologist told me I need to stop masturbating... I asked him why and he told me it's very innapropriate masturbate during a physical exam."
"The most Canadian sentence ever. Sorry aboot spilling too much maple syrup into your Tim Hortons coffee, eh?"