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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!"

"Apparently it's 'inappropriate' to show up at your therapist's home to swim in her new pool even though your 'boundary issues' paid for it."

"Reddit admins once ate a whole Pizza Hut."

"What do all Pedophiles have in common They're all Fucking Immature Ass-holes"

"On a scale of 1 to 10 you'd be a 10... On a pH scale because then you'd be a basic bitch"

"Egyptians don't walk like that."

"""I just got a fruit juicer because they say juicing adds years to your life... ...What they don't tell you is the years you add juicing, you lose cleaning you juicer."" -Kyle Dunnigan-"

"Why was the cow's house empty? She was moo-ving"

"*sets trap* *snares the Easter Bunny* *pats his head* *lets him go* What?!?...What did you think I was going to do, you savages."

"What do men and hardwood flooring have in common? Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!"