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Joke of the Day
"Even better than breakfast cereal: Lunch cereal and dinner cereal."
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"Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house? ...the guy likes his power chords too much."
"womens rights"
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"Did you hear about the shortsighted circumciser? He got the sack."
"Kinda scared for 2017 Because 2+0+1+7 is 10 - the exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 8 more"
"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning Wood."
"What do you call a gang of penguins? A ganguin"
"A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned because he couldn't concentrate."
"Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award? Because he was always out standing in his field."