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Joke of the Day

"What is a robots favorite sex position? 1000101"

"I read a story about a guy who cried while pleasuring himself. It was a real tear jerker."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue ? cos he drank he coffee before it was cool..."

"Why did the felon have so much energy? He was well arrested!"

"If you drop a piano down a mine shaft what key does it play in? A flat minor"

"Why did the nun swallow a needle? So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her."

"I tripped over a bra last night, do you think it was a boobie trap?"

"What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like? Battered shrimp."

"*suddenly pulls away from kissing* BUT WHERE DOES THE STORK GET THE BABY FROM?!?"

"I'm not lazy I chose to use my creative genius on mastering efficiency"