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Joke of the Day
"What is a robots favorite sex position? 1000101"
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"Parenting is all about wanting to say, ""No one cares, honey"" 100x a day AND NEVER DOING IT."
"I feel bad for the homeless guy ""I feel bad for the homeless guy, but I feel really bad the homeless guy's dog, because he must be thinking 'Man, this is the longest walk ever"" -Norm Macdonald"
"Did you hear about the Crucifixion victims? They're screwed up."
"What do you call a clan for chickens? Coo clucks clan"
"What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."
"Girl Horribly Rejected https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va9sVhWuAv8&feature=youtu.be"
"What do you call it when a turtle beats a rabbit in a race? Aesop story."
"I'm at my most British when she says ""teabag me"" and I drop a sack of Earl Grey in her mouth."
"What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders? The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected"