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Joke of the Day
"I just call everyone viewers...... so I won't mistake their gender."
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"I killed 3 men yesterday... All 5 of them were black."
"Join the war against masturbation!!! We can beat it together!!!"
"Girls : ""Do I look fat?"" A girl asked a high-school boy, ""Do I look fat?"" The boy replied, ""Where?"" [teenage]"
"I think that this entire Jared thing will just end up resulting in a teeny jail sentence."
"A farmer decided to sell all of his chickens to the highest bidder... It was poultry in auction"
"A man went to the doctors office and said ""I've broken my arm in several places"".... The Doctor tells him ""Well, you should stop going to those places""."
"What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock."
"what did the mod say when he used the bathroom? ""log out"""
"Detective: someone's been stealing boats, can we look in your basement? Me: I don't have a basement *sound of foghorn from basement*"