89826
Joke of the Day
"I tripped over a bra last night, do you think it was a boobie trap?"
Next Joke
"I am not a gay man.. And neither is my husband !"
"[pearly gates] st peter: welcome everybody- *i run up and slam dunk an imaginary ball thru his halo and then hang on it like it's the rim*"
"What's brown and sticky? a stick."
"Shockingly Pitbull's first name isn't Feat."
"I'd like to teach the world to sing. And while everyone's busy, I'd go watch a movie without people talking through it."
"Is your refrigerator running? Because I would vote for it."
"Two cannibals are having a chat... ""I've become a vegetarian you know."" ""But I just saw you eat that man!"" ""He was a Swede"""
"What comes after Brexit ? BREICH"
"I can turn a case of beer into a drunk man. Your move, Jesus."