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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Making the decision to turn off life support."
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"Why is there echo every time Bono sings? Because he's close to The Edge"
"So I guess nobody's into necrophilia humor. Because all the jokes are fucking dead."
"My Dad got a new Lexus for my Mom this Mother's Day. He says it's the best trade he's ever made."
"The restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally, but just me getting a pat down from airport security."
"My wife cheated on me after I told her about my watchmaker buddy... I guess I should get a big clock, too."
"I decided to replace my belt with multiple watches connected together. It was a big waist of time."
"I walked into a room full of men masturbating They all looked shocked when I didn't stop"
"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He got caught fingering A minor."
"Man, all the girls I saw today were so hot ...because it was 90 degrees out."