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Joke of the Day
"Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? In an American nursing home."
Next Joke
"Knock knock ""Hey Walter, wanna hear a joke?"" ""Sure"" ""Knock kno- "" ""I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!!"""
"You like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?! Then you'll love Aunt Jemima's new ""You Butter Recognize!"""
"I see you've chosen to express your midlife crisis with cologne."
"Bin Laden is also responsible for all of my typos and unfunny tweets."
"I scream, you scream, we all scream, while I'm crawling under the bathroom stall to say hi to you."
"""i like a woman that's loud in the bedroom"" *wife smashes a bulldozer through the bedroom wall with 2 air horns blaring* ""damn i love you"""
"7 million people watched the ""Game of Thrones"" season finale. Seven million people. That's one viewer for each ""Game of Thrones"" character."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Let's go ride bikes!"
"I visited my friend in his flat He told me to make myself at home. So I kicked him out. I hate having visitors"