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Joke of the Day

"If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler or just watch movies that aren't about superheroes?"

"What's the difference between Males and Females? An iron."

"Boss hangs a poster in office I am the boss, dont forget' He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk, ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!'"

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide... is it a hostage situation?"

"[2018] ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader"

"TIFU by pretending to be stabbed by a jihadi."

"People love making jokes about camouflage but I just don't see the humor."

"Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting. Cons: Deez nuts freezing."

"Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to."

"Best exercise to lose a few pounds... So my friend who is a fitness instructor just came up with a new exercise to lose pounds in just a matter of days. He calls it the ""Brexit""."