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Joke of the Day

"A local grocery bagger has been bagging cola on top of bread. Many were concerned that their bread would be flattened. His response to their concerns was ""It's fine. They're soft drinks"""

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"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral."
"Spanish joke... Un pez dijo al otro pez, ""Que hace tu padre?"" Nada"
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"no dude, if i wash my hands BEFORE going to the bathroom then they won't get my genitals dirty and i won't have to wash my hands after. duh"