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Joke of the Day

"NORAD tracking Santa? Really? That's what my tax dollars are going to? You're tracking a fictitious fat dude?"

"Is Google male or female? Female, because it knows everything, and secretly tracks your activity."

"Why did Donald Trump defend the size of his dick? Cuz he's gonna use it to fuck the Republican party."

"A Short Joke jk"

"Where does bees wax come from? Bees nuts!"

"I can't believe they're still using that guy as a Subway spokesperson! Robert Griffen III is terrible!"

"Age 20: Gotta get ripped for Spring Break! Age 25: Exercise reduces stress! Age 35: My doctor says I'll die immediately if I don't do this"

"Hi everyone, welcome to Motorboat Club. Let's get started on some sailing basics. *Man in back row throws brochure on ground and storms out*"

"When does a boy scout become a man? When he eats his first brownie!"

"Apparently the Bin Laden plane hit a Porsche, it's 911 all over again."