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Joke of the Day
"Why does the Mexican man chain his dog away before the mailman comes? Because his panics."
Next Joke
"My wifi has been down for the past few days... My wifi has been down for the past few days so I've been conversing with my family. They're actually pretty cool."
"Hey girls, you are not a ""mommy"" just because you own a dog. You have to have a kid to be a mommy. If you are a mommy, then I am a dragon."
"What do you call Chinese woman with one leg? Irene."
"Called the front desk of our motel and told him ""I've gotta leak in the sink."" He said ""That's OK, just rinse it out when you're done."""
"Who's your friend who likes to play? **JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*"
"*trains 1 million soldier ants* *gets carried to work*"
"Silence is golden... But duct tape is silver."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel? I've never had a lintel on my chest."
"Sometimes I think you have good taste in clothing as I try on your sundress. Other times I think you need a better home security system"