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Joke of the Day

"If you die from one of the diseases you can get on The Oregon Trail, I'm gonna laugh at you. Sorry."

"My sexual desires have been getting out of control... But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom."

"Kopi Luwak is supposed to be the finest coffee in the world. I don't agree. Its still shit!"

"Why are fruit fetishists never alone? Because they cum in pears."

"How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins."

"DISPATCH: we have a report of a robbery in progress four blocks from your current location HOT AIR BALLOON COP: I'll be there in 80 days"

"How does Snoop Dogg get revenge? Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies."

"In Mexico, the KKK is known as the What What What."

"Why did the blind man become Hitler? Because he could **Nazi.** *(disclaimer may have to read aloud for joke to occur, if laughing occurs for more than 4 seconds please contact your doctor)*"

"Where can you always find kids by themselves? edit: i forgot to say please."