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Joke of the Day
"You didn't like it. I was going to tell you a joke about my time machine"
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"News: German diver receives a 0.0 score. Apparently, Olympic judges don't appreciate cannon balls."
"What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag."
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a six offender."
"[guy from the 50s arrives in a time machine] ""Who's president?"" Barack Obama ""Braco? Sounds Mexican"" Nope ""Whew"" You might want to sit down"
"Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream? He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!"
"What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !"
"Alien 1: What are the Humans doing? Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I."
"My new year's resolution is 640 x 480 This NYE I'm going out and getting fucking pixelated."
"TIFU by mis-targeting my torpedo Whoops, wrong sub."