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Joke of the Day
"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night. She nearly took my fucking eye out."
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"What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used? Your mom."
"The Embarrassing Moment by Lucy Lastic"
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"Caught my son smoking pot then my wife walked in and caught me and our son smoking pot. Anyways I'm grounded."
"After months of trying to come up with a joke that makes sense, my 10yo sister dropped this one on me last night. What killed the cat? A stroke."
"Imagine how confusing it would be if Ms. Pac-Man didn't like hair bows."
"What did the squirrel say when he looked up the woman's dress? What a Cunt, got no Nuts."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."