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Joke of the Day

"Caught my son smoking pot then my wife walked in and caught me and our son smoking pot. Anyways I'm grounded."

"I'm 72 minutes in trying to reverse whatever my 3 y/o nephew did in one second to the TV remote."

"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing."

"I carry a permanent marker just in case someone without a mustache falls asleep."

"If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons."

"Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon? Because it may Pikachu."

"(NSFW) Why does Beyonce sing ""To the left, to the left""? Because niggers have no rights. or Option 2: Because women have no rights."

"What do you call a racist dog from Animal Crossing? KKK Slider"

"Obama: Who were you talking to before he came here for the meeting? Biden: Young Metro. Obama: Why did you call- Biden: Shhh. I got this."

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use a whole chicken."