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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay deer say after he left the bar ? Man, I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there"
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"Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten."
"If you're looking for good jokes go to r/shitredditsays. The stuff they get angry about is pretty damn funny."
"What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"
"If there's an upset in the 2018 Russian Presidential elections, I'll never dine with a Russian again. They can't stop talking about going Putin-free."
"Women always check me out. The cashiers at the grocery store are so nice."
"If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can't afford 3) Periods 4) Men"
"I'm bored, think I'll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on"
"Why did Jack get a restraining order? Beanstalking."
"Why is [friend's name] always on the bottom? Because they won't stop fucking up"