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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? Going to hell."

"What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis!"

"*popular kid is struggling in class *gets a tutor to help *Kool-Aid"

"Heard about the Berlin Comedy Club in the 1940s? It was Nazi time for Holocaust jokes."

"Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas? In a skeptic tank. --- (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious; feel free to suggest a better wording!)"

"The best place to hide a dead body is page 2 of Google search results or page 1 of Bing."

"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your girlfriend to blow your paycheck!"

"You should argue with your wife only when she's not around."

"I'd really, really love to adopt a kid some day. Abort* Sorry, I hate auto correct."

"Bad news: none of the fireworks at the Trump rally misfired and killed me!"