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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke? Adam Sandler's career"
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"Last week, my friends and I went to a topless bar... ...but we had to leave right away because it started raining."
"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing they were both stuck up cunts."
"How do you surprise Helen Keller? Leave a plunger in the toilet."
"Thank you Lady GaGa for making meat suits popular again...Just pulled mine out of the closet... Still fits after all these years."
"A couple of obducents stood at the bar talking. -You Should have seen the other day. I had a beautiful lady come in and her clitoris was like a pickled cucumber. -Wow! So big? No, so salty!"
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear."
"'So where do you work?' 'I work for the World Health Organisation' 'Who?' 'That's right'"
"Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick."