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Joke of the Day

"'So where do you work?' 'I work for the World Health Organisation' 'Who?' 'That's right'"

"They say revolution breeds revolution. Resistance is fertile."

"Probably the worst Rule ever is Ja."

"Police Chief: As a recruit you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother? New Recruit: Call for backup!"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Actually, I should probably stop masturbating at this point."

"(NSFW) What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you."

"When I first went on the pill, I put on a bit of weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive."

"Did you hear about the masturbating Chinese brothers? Their names were Lo Shin and Ti Shoo"

"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis"

"Funny how the more out-of-shape someone is, the more likely they are to refer to their favorite sports team as ""we."""