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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a mean girl dies? They write an o-bitch-uary"
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"No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch"
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"Belgium is a leading producer of beer, chocolate, and weapons. I picture a country full of very well-armed fat people. Another one, I mean."
"Hey babe, are you a Sasquatch? Because I'm a cryptozoologist and I've been looking for you my whole life."
"Why did the doctor kick his patients? He was trying to heel them."