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Joke of the Day
"Mitt Romney's dick tastes nice said Donald Trump."
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"When you give up and stop believing in yourself, it's much easier to worship and idolize another. That's how ass kissing and celebrity worshiping begins."
"What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering? Ohm."
"Why is Jesus terrible at hockey? He keeps getting pinned to the boards."
"When someone spaces out their ""ha ha ha's"" in a text I read it in Count Dracula's voice"
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler. Oh no. Wait.. He drove a Honda. But he didn't like talking about it. John 12:49 : > For I did not speak of my own Accord."
"Vagina Steak (nswf) Today my husband asked me if my vagina was ""medium well"" yet? Pink but not bloody."
"Don't just upgrade Windows 8 Up-upgrade it."
"How do you mute an Italian? Tie up their hands."
"I hate it when I hear someone joke about the Holocaust. It's just wrong. Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it."