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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a 4 year old how to turn on the TV and you can sleep for an extra hour."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. We are very efficient and not very funny..."

"What did Cinderella say when say got to the ball? *choking sound*"

"I painted my computer black last night Now it runs much faster"

"It appears we have reached that day once again where all the Irish people get drunk and start fights tonight and skip work tomorrow. Monday."

"""I'm not that kind of girl."" ~That kind of girl"

"Guys, if you buy ANY woman clothing, & you don't get her a size S with a gift receipt, you're an asshole."

"Knock Knock / Who's There? / Benghazi / Benghazi who? I knew you'd forget about me if Trump won."

"If swallowing battery acid mixed with Dr. Pepper doesn't turn you into a wizard, then call me an ambulance."

"It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."