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Joke of the Day

"I'm really sick of the ""ebola cereal"" joke... I'm pretty sure that's the last thing you'll find in Africa."

"What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men? 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!"

"I'm a senior in college with 2 semesters left, and I'm considering picking up a minor Do I lie about my age, or do I just offer to buy her cigarettes and booze?"

"Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden? Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice?"

"[about to have sex] WIFE: what happened to all the condoms?! [cut to] ME: *making balloon animals at work* [cut back] ME: affair"

"thanks, but I'M TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP IT"

"So, Pee Wee Herman announced he has converted to Islam He's currently planning a pilgrimage to Mecca Lecca Hi Mecca Hiney Ho."

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? OMG!!!!!!! BREATHE!! BREEEEEATHE!!!!!"

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for an innuendo... ..So he gave her one."

"Do people lifting with their knees and backs know about using their hands?"