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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? ""the Dark Knight Rises"""
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"When I search Canadian cats in Google... It just gives me a bunch of lynx."
"What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches? A high medium low"
"What's the difference between Japanese people and their food? Americans eat the food after they nuke it."
"""It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your son is?"" ""I'm at home, mom. You raised a loser."""
"Jerry Seinfeld is at Best Buy. ""We've got a great deal on TVs today"" the salesman says. ""What's the deal?"" Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes"
"Got my left hand an awesome Valentines card and vibrating glove."
"My girlfriend told me that her gran died of food poisoning. The toughest part was acting surprised."
"What do you call patriotic pubes? A Merkin."
"On the eve of her execution, a woman is asked what her last meal will be. ""I don't know. What do you want?"""