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Joke of the Day
"What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers? The Jets"
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"The upstairs neighbors were making a lot of noise one night and my wife says she's going to go get the broom. To which I reply ""Are you going to fly up there and complain?"""
"The woman next to me on this roller-coaster won't stop screaming and shouting. It's like she's never seen a man trimming his pubes before!"
"I often break into song The keys are so well hidden"
"How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?"
"The next President of the United States of America, Donald Trump."
"So as a society we will forever argue and debate over religion and political beliefs yet we freely accept that Mr. Rogers can speak trolley?"
"I just saved a bunch of monkeys on car insurance by telling them that monkeys don't drive so they don't need insurance."
"My new diet consists in killing anyone who tells me I'm fat."
"Megan, but with an H? Whatever you say, girls named Hmegan."