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Joke of the Day

"Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth? Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion."

"Exams are like girlfriends! - difficult 2 understand - too many questions - more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure..."

"What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel? **Am I being retained?** **Am I being retained?**"

"Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them."

"I don't know why they are called smart phones, I dropped mine in the toilet and it didn't even try to get out."

"Kid: Mommy, mommy! Can I lick the bowl? Mom: No, you have to flush it like everyone else."

"If you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship by saying ""look, I just need space"" then you're wasting everyone's time."

"How do you get a Twinkie pregnant? Put it in box of Ding Dongs. What is it afterwards? A HoHo"

"Suprise me! I went to the pub last night and the barman asked what I wanted so I said ""suprise me"" He then showed me a naked picture of my girlfriend"

"The reason for the increase in salty people in our generation is... due to how popular Sea-Sections have become in the recent years."