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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth? Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion."
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"Girl, is your name Trouble? ...cause your dad tells me I'm in trouble."
"It must be garbage truck mating season, judging from the sounds outside."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy? Because he was too far out... (dude)."
"Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? Because there's more sandwiches in your fridge. };)"
"Why is chess confusing in Australia? ""That's check, mate."""
"I met a Mexican with two dicks He called one Jose and the other Hose B"
"Q: What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light."
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? For Drizzle."
"I'm handling Monday the same way I handle constipation. Gritting my teeth and wishing it pass already."