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Joke of the Day
"What did the five fingers say to the phallus? ""FAP!!!"""
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"SON: *first word* momma. MOM: DID YOU HEAR THAT? ME: *distracted by the faint song of an ice cream truck* He never comes down our street."
"Customer: Excuse me, are you the manager? Those Xmas Hams are expired Manager: Um... [changes sign to ""Vintage Hams""] Hipster: I'll take 4"
"Joke I told my one-eyed coworker today: Me: What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye? Him: I give up Me: A terrorst"
"Christmas Trees and The Pope Q: What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?? A: Their balls are for decoration only"
"""Mom, what does married mean?"" Taking naps together ""Daddy naps with his secretary are they married?"" No, that means he's getting divorced"
"Feminist are boycotting James Coney Island.. They claim it's all about the wieners"
"Why are manhole covers round? Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them."
"Why can't gay students ever have a 4.0 GPA? Because they're not straight A students."
"What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk? The Speaker of the House"