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Joke of the Day

"So proud watching my son fight invisible monsters in the outfield while the ball rolls right past him."

"C.R.E.A.M. Reddit Remix Cats rules everything around me/ CREAM get the kitty/ furry furry hair ball"

"Doc : Do you know what blood type you are? Me : Red?"

"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog."

"How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree? Wave hello"

"When a clown farts.. Does it smell funny?"

"What if you're a Gift Horse Dentist?"

"What do you call a sassy criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"As an Alzheimer's patient, this is my favorite joke on reddit"

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her."