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Joke of the Day

"Together, I can beat schizophrenia."

"Look, woman, I'll do laundry when I'm out of clean clothes. *puts on skirt* I didn't say whose clothes."

"In Soviet Unicorn, rainbow poops you!"

"What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi? ""Hebrew""."

"He held up my pants and said ""Are you sure these are yours? They look small. You can fit in these??"" Judge: Not guilty. You're free to go."

"Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other? X and V. There's a C between them."

"British humor A cop walks into a bar responding to a call about a youngster making a ruckus. He asked the young lad ""just what are ya getting on with lad?"" The lad responds,"" none of yobishness mate"""

"*takes long drag from cigarette* *stares off into the distance* *slowly glances down at hand* *lights cigarette*"

"Bikes are held up by witchcraft if u can ride a bike you are a level 1 wizard & if u can ride a unicycle you are a level 2 dork haha owned"

"What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola? A parabola."