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Joke of the Day

"Bikes are held up by witchcraft if u can ride a bike you are a level 1 wizard & if u can ride a unicycle you are a level 2 dork haha owned"

"They found a hole in the wall at the University's girl's locker room. The police are looking into it."

"What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common? Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time."

"Colo, the world's oldest gorilla died today... I guess her heart couldn't handle seeing a baboon about to be in office."

"I put a huge brown paper bag over this keg. So people won't know I'm drinking at work."

"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. ""No hablo ingles."""

"Boss just announced he is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I."

"Do you want to hear a short joke? Never mind, it'd probably go right over your head anyway."

"How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk."

"My expertly timed eclipse joke will put all the others in the shade."