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Joke of the Day

"You guys know any Sodium jokes? Na."

"My high school bully just made my McDouble, so I guess I won; but then again I am eating at McDonald's so I guess it's a tie."

"Just thought I'd let you know that I'm a chronic kleptomaniac... but don't worry, I'm taking something for it."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot..."

"Did you hear they discovered a carnivorous tree in the Amazon? Don't worry its bark is worse than its bite."

"fog machine I was pissed off yesterday. So pissed off I threw my fog machine out the window. Something must have went wrong, because it misted."

"I was doing a crossword and asked my Jamaican friend for help I asked him, ""Hey, what's a 10 letter word for colossal or huge?"" He said, ""Monumental!"" I replied, ""No, I'm not."""

"Bernie Sanders and Google Fiber walk into a bar. And all of Reddit gave it an upvote."

"My friend owns a bakery Last week it burnt down Now his business is TOAST"

"If your phone auto corrects ""fuck"" to ""duck,"" it's okay to keep it... It's still fowl language."