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Joke of the Day

"How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!"

"A flight attendant says to a man... ""Would you like headphones?"" The man replies, ""How did you know my name was Phones?"""

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"

"There was a guy so dumb, that one time drug dealers sent him to Colombia to bring coke He brought back Pepsi"

"Fun Fact: The term HIV is actually Roman for High Five Pass it on...then again maybe not."

"What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty"

"Why did the marine park worker feel aimless? Because they lacked porpoises."

"Upvote this if you're in North Korea! ....wait...."

"I went to this restaurant on the beach in Florida and ordered something called the Pelican Burger. It was good, but the bill was enormous."

"Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?"