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Joke of the Day

"Skywritten letters: SUSAN I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS WRITING BUT THIS IS HOW I WANTED TO PROPOSE; WILL YOU MAR"

"One of my hooter's girlfriends died yesterday... May she breast in peace :'("

"I'm 20 years old and I still haven't had my period yet... I love being a guy"

"I gave up my seat for a blind man on the bus today That's how I lost my job as a bus driver"

"I don't really know about the effects of nocturnal drinking I'm just taking a shot in the dark."

"""It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Eve!"" Despite his clever wordplay, Eve stands her ground. "" I'm not doing butt stuff, Adam."""

"Do you know what would happen if you'd freeze someone to -273.15 degrees Clesius? That person would be 0K Edit: Just noticed that I flopped the title. :("

"Q: Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank? A: Because she had an interest in the principal."

"Why does Santa come only once a year? (Its not the chimney one) Because it's all his sack can handle"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"