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Joke of the Day
"What religion do ghosts practice? Boo-ddhism"
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"Q: What do you call a video of pedestrians? A: Footage."
"My boss fired me because of my lack of knowledge in regards to the workplace. After a few hours I finally found the exit."
"I make the stupidest excuses just to skip the gym. *burns tongue while drinking coffee* ""Oh no! I really wanted to go to the gym today!"""
"I just don't understand how moats ever went out of style."
"ME: judging by this blood stain the murderer appears to have been a turkey ACTUAL POLICE OFFICER: That's a hand print"
"Michael Cera probably apologizes and gives back cars in Grand Theft Auto"
"What are feminists best at in mathematics? TRIGGER-nometry"
"If you're stuck in a group text, one easy way to get out is to throw your phone in the ocean and start a new life."
"[I time travel and bring back Shakespeare] SHAKESPEARE: What's this? ME: That's a meme SHAKESPEARE: What the hell is wrong with you people"