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Joke of the Day

"Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife."

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"How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb? None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes; putting them on is different matter completely."
"Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?"
"What is a mathematician's favorite food? A slice of Pi."
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