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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer."
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"Im trying to get into classical music... ...but I cant find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands."
"I never knew Godwin's law was in the English Oxford dictionary.. What a bunch of language fascists. edited: grammar Nazis"
"Her: Are you even listening to me or are you just tweeting? Me: Yes sweetie, I hate her too."
"What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him? Get off me homes!"
"A man, his sister and his wife walk into the voting booth to vote for Donald Trump. They've both given it a lot of thought."
"When the circus came to town they ran a competition to find the best contortionist.. ..so I entered myself and won"
"What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar? They get BUCKED up!"
"What fruit can't be married by itself. Cantaloupe"
"Chop, chop! - Chop, chop! - Who's there? - Han. - Han who? - Hannibal."