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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the queue to Alcatraz? Alkaline"
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"What do you say to a thin American? How's the chemotherapy going?"
"I requested the number 867-5309 from my cellular provider because I like being annoyed to the point of rage."
"The weather is so nice it makes me want to watch TV with the windows open."
"What's the best part about being a necrophiliac? No talking during sex."
"I'm so baked, That I'm two apples and three tablespoons of sugar away from a fruit pie."
"What do you call a truthful piece of paper? Fax."
"""The best part of waking up was the Folgers in my cup"" - Suicide note, first draft"
"What did the HS principal say when he accidentally got a math substitute to fill in for a chemistry teacher? Whoops, wrong sub."
"[thoughts of person talking to me]: He's furrowing his brow, he must really be listening! [my brain]: How do cows make cheese"